Some of my favorite FML stories
Today, I wore my expensive new blue dress to my boyfriend's house. He made me go home because "his cat hates blue". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette.We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is.FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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